Definition of racism: “Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized.”
So it is safe to say that anti-semitism falls into that category. The difference lies in the perception of “marginalized”. There exists a popular belief that all Jews are rich. And oh, how I wanted this to be true! That is a lot of pressure. Perhaps Jews have enjoyed a high success rate as a result of this self-fulfilling prophecy. Because how embarrassing is it to be the financially-challenged Jew? That may even be how we adopted the stereotype of being cheap. You make a donation and someone says “What? That’s it? You cheap Jew!”
It is worth noting that if you possess this belief, you are not only very likely an anti-semite, but your parents probably were too. And no doubt racist. Unless your black. Then you are just an anti-semite.
So why do people think all Jews are rich? Probably because a bunch of them are rich. And some of them are assholes, but I have news for you: So are some of you. Furthermore, some Jews have big noses, as do many of you. Incidentally, Jews may not have invented Rhinoplasty, but you better believe we perfected it so… you’re welcome, you non-Jewish, big nose mutha ****!
One possible theory is that the Jews, who historically strove to achieve, but also kept to themselves, may have fostered a “mystique” among their neighbours. And what people don’t know, they make up to suit their narrative. The Nazis were not the first to produce anti-Jewish propaganda, but those buggers ran a hell of a marketing campaign, which was particularly impressive if you believe that Jews controlled the media. Ah, but THEY will tell you that this simply reveals the fundamental craftiness of the Jew. So let’s have a look at the logic, shall we?:
Controlling banks and media implies having power, but I guess they didn’t want to be too obvious? So just to throw everyone off, they permitted the perpetuation of their own negative image, and subsequently allowed the random murder of millions of their own just to lull everyone into a false sense of security. This way, when the few scattered and severely diminished survivors emerged, after a decade of remarkably-documented atrocities, stripped of ALL possessions, dignity and hope, they could turn to each other and say, “I think we pulled it off!”.
Then, using the secret mysticism of the ancient Judaic scriptures, just dusted themselves off and assumed their rightful places amidst the global thrones of media and finance. This may seem like an unreasonable sacrifice, but of course it put them in the ideal position (if the ideal position is from way behind) to snatch a piece of land that was as highly coveted as it was tiny, right from under the (equally large) noses of its native people. “Native” signifies they were there first, which is true if you simply disregard any of the millennia before or after the Byzantine Empire or the period between the Middle Bronze age and the Neo-Assyrian Empire (and who would, right?).
After all, what country was ever built on the land of its native people? (Intentional pause for silent reflection)
Oh sure, the Jews might bring up the good old days between the Babylonian and Persian Empires, when they were persecuted and exiled, but no one disputes those golden years between 1920 and 1948 when the Palestinians cultivated that desert with… dammit, nothing comes to mind right now, but they surely did something because Arab nations have always been so big on progress.
So what did the Jews bring? Water? Sewage? Please! I suppose next, they’ll want credit for commercial expansion, education, suffrage, scientific research & development, women’s rights, gay rights, blah, blah, blah… Or tell you how the country now ranks among the world leaders in standard of living, life expectancy, innovation, and higher education.
Some might even say that it is the most (if not only) democratic country in the region. Whatever! It’s all just part of the Jews master plan for world domination!
Ultimately, international relations are never simple, and cannot be viewed entirely in black and white or right and left, but if the world view described above seems more plausible to you than all of the other things we know to be true, please apply below for the opportunity to purchase one of the following products:
1. Bottled water from the fountain of youth. 2. State-of-the-art time machine, and… 3. A delicious organic elixir for penis enlargement.
And now, let the verbal attacks begin.
Wow, well said! How many of “the others,” (according to Seth Rogen ) do you think will read this?
So logical! Your sarcasm adds that je-ne-sais-quoi to the obvious! Sadly this will be lost to those who only think and talk non-sense and falsehood are are too happy in their comforts of their anti-Semitic and racist swaddle!
Anyhow – a very enjoyable read, as always!
I agree. The haters hopped right on after Rogen opened his stupid mouth. He probably thought he was being funny and coming off “WOKE” but to those who believe that Jews are some evil “secret society”, it’s as if the lid was lifted and the “truth” was told. Who’s truth? Seth Rogen and Marc Maron. Stop the train. I want to get off.